The most exhausting part of owning a snake isn't the snake. It's explaining the snake

Anonymous · 2026-09-04T06:00:00.000Z

The feeding schedule (no, she doesn't eat every day), the heating (no, she doesn't need a lamp you can see), the training (no, she's a snake, she's already perfect). I genuinely spend more time talking about her than with her. She's thriving. I'm exhausted.

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