Nobody warns you that adopting a cat means waking up to a paw on your face at 4am, every single day, forever

Anonymous · 2026-09-01T04:00:00.000Z

They call it unconditional love. My cat calls it slapping my eyelids open at 4:47am because her bowl is 30% full. I've tried ignoring her, negotiating with her, buying an automatic feeder. She still sits on my chest and screams at the wall. I wouldn't trade her for anything, but

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